Egotistical contradictions

I am the violent pacifist.

I am the healthy substance addict.

I am the lazy talent.

I am the slob perfectionist.

I am the generous taker.

I am the fearless coward.

I am the righteous culprit.

I am the open-minded conservative.

I am the blind beholder.

I am the honest liar.

I am the strong weakling.

I am the careful daredevil.

I am the hateful lover.

I am the loving hater.

I am, not